It’s St Patrick’s Day on Monday, but I’m sure everyone will be out celebrating. We will here in Sydney, although I have no idea what St Patrick’s Day in Sydney is like. (I was in Melbourne last year, and we went to an Irish pub after going to the Formula 1 race. So it’s about what you’d think.)

In honour of this esteemed event and in support of my main man Barry Obama, here is my sentiment for the weekend:



I only wish I had one to wear.